Anything on Toast

Good morning. In less than an hour, toast from here will join toast from around the world. And you will be launching the largest toast battle in the history of toast. "TOAST!." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences any more. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is National Toast Day, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from hunger. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, National Toast Day will no longer be known as an British holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our National Toast Day!